THE RULES

1. The bride always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the bride suspects the groom knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The bride is never wrong.
6. If the bride is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the groom did or said wrong.
7. If rule 6 applies, the groom must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The bride can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The groom can never change his mind without the express written consent of the bride.
10. The bride has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The groom must remain calm at all times, unless the bride wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The bride must under no circumstances let the groom know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in all of the rules being changed again.